I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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