yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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