She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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