We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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