I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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