Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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