So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I think your dad took our porno
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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