It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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