What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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