So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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