O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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