He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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