His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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