Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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