yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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