I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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