yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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