on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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