haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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