i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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