I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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