So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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