two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Randomize
