Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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