yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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