I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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