Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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