Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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