I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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