4 words: hood of his car
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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