I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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