I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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