Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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