its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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