Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
