i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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