My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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