yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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