? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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