we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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