Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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