Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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