what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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