If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
The feeling are messing with the penis
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
please don't ironically join a cult
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