no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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