I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Randomize
