not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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