i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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