I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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