remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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