she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
