I feel like I'm in dance class right now
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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