Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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