i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Randomize
