I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
