GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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