Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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